Is this shit for real? I can't make my mind up as to whether this whole article is tongue in cheek or whether the right wing are losing their pretty little minds to mass hysteria. By all accounts this story has reached the journalistic heights of the Daily Mail so it is only a matter of time before my parents come knocking at my door to tell me that I am terrorist scum and then sit down to do the sudoku.
Am I now a terrorist? Am I now condemned to being watched as I cross the street? What if somebody decides I look suspicious and takes matters into their own hands?
"But you honour. I ran him over as he looked like a ginger fundamentalist. From the way he crossed the road the sausage roll he was carrying looked like a detonator."
That will teach me not to shave my beard.
You have been warned.